To be a real surfer dude requires what? Well, first and foremost you gotta have some surf! You know, roiling water with peaks and valleys to push you along as you super glide your way to surfer dude-dom. But having surf requires having an ocean, and many land-locked dudes would like to be surfers too, dude. So our inventor dude brainstormed his way to the Surf Donut, a giant spinning drum full of wetness that rotates it's way into creating an artificial surf.
We're not sure exactly how you are going to step into this spherical stream machine and bring your board to a hang ten stance without falling but we are pretty convinced that once you do fall, you are going to flail around inside this thing like a dude caught in a giant washing machine during it's spin cycle!
US Patent Issued In 1995
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